breather
break muna sa pagaaral... here are some jokes i got from different sources...
1. I got this from a friend's blog.
A group of kindergartens were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was ALWAYS reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH**."
2. WARNING: corny sya. dont tell me hindi ko kayo sinabihan.
Michael: Sinong super hero ang may sasakyan na kamukha nya?
Person: Bat-man!
Michael: Sinong super hero ang nagsusuot muna ng pants bago ang brief?
Person: Super-man!
Michael: Sinong super hero ang laging naglalakad sa seashore?
Person: Aqua-man?
Michael: Mali!
Person: Sino?
Michael: Magpakailan-man!
1. I got this from a friend's blog.
A group of kindergartens were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was ALWAYS reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH**."
2. WARNING: corny sya. dont tell me hindi ko kayo sinabihan.
Michael: Sinong super hero ang may sasakyan na kamukha nya?
Person: Bat-man!
Michael: Sinong super hero ang nagsusuot muna ng pants bago ang brief?
Person: Super-man!
Michael: Sinong super hero ang laging naglalakad sa seashore?
Person: Aqua-man?
Michael: Mali!
Person: Sino?
Michael: Magpakailan-man!
