quotable quotes (part 2)

ei, walang personalan ah. actualy ung iba stories na, hindi na quotable quotes. hehe.

1. Scene: A1/92/200 bus stop, waiting for bus 200... when this guy (lets call him valentino) sees the flight of the phoenix poster.

valentino: ah, yan ba ung pinanood nina kuya gelo? pangit daw ah.

jeunesse: yeah yan yun, sila ni wayne and ferron. feng shui kami nina cecilia, gail, jayson, and michael.

[still waiting for bus]

jeunesse: gusto ko manood ng heffalump.

valentino: ano?

jeunesse: heffalump. yung winnie the pooh.

valentino: anong kwento nun?

jeunesse: kasi, sa HUNDRED ACRE WOOD, may dumating na heffalump.

valentino: ano?

jeunesse: heffalump, baby elephant. tapos naging friend nya si roo.

valentino: sino?

jeunesse: si roo, ung anak ni kanga.

[story continues]

valentino: ok. so anong kinalaman ng UNDERTAKER MODE?


2.scene: residence 5 tv room playing bridge.

jeunesse: may papangit pa ba sa alexander?

michael: meron, chasing liberty. [laughs] saka how to deal [laughs harder]

jeunesse: oi, maganda naman yun ah.

michael: eh tinuruan lang nya yung guy... na... how to deal [laughs even harder]

valentino: [puzzled look] huh? how to deal?

gail: how to deal with what?

michael: with life [still laughing]

valentino: akala ko how to deal as in cards.


3. scene: residence 5 tv room watching autumn in new york while playing bridge.

voice from the tv: you had sex with a woman?

someone: ano daw?

valentino: you had sex with a puma?